- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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