- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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