Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Peas

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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