- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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