I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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