Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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