- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Neil is a reterd.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Gordon Brown smiles.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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