Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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