- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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