- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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