- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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