Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

steven hawking walks into a bar

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Peas

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

David Cameron

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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