What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Knock Knock Who's there

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Rush Limbaugh

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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