- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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