- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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