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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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