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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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