- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

I'm Polish.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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