Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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