How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Good job, son.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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