What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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