How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

eoin burgin is fat

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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