- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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