Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Please ignore this statement.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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