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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

the economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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