There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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