- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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