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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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