- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A baby seal walks into a club.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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