A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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