How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Jebron Lames.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Women's rights

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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