What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why are balck people black because they are

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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