- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Abortion

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

women's rights.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

12/23/2012

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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