- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

No it doesnt..

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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