- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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