Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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