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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold