- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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