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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

tea with milk?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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