What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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like if your cool

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I asked her where you were.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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