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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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