Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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