Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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