knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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deez nuts

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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