- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

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