I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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CFL

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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