Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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