Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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