- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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