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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

who is really lanky? james cornish

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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