- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Women's professional sports

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock knock OCD

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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