- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Women's Rights.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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