- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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