- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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