- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

My spelling is horrible

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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