What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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