- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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