these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Andoni was here

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Error 37.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

my penis

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