- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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