Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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