- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

This is my favorite antijoke.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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