Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

cory is gay

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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