- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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