- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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