- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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