- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Tucker Rivera

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

whats white jizz

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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