- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

hers a joke... japanese people

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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