Justin Bieber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Your Mom The End.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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