- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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