- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Badabing.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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