dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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