- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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