- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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