- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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