- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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