Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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