A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Matthew Wyckoff

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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