- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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