Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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