Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Once upon a time a was born

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

No your aunties a joke

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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