- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

White men's rights

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

the sky is green no it is not

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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