Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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