why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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