- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

lewis=cardiac

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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