- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

woman's rights

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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