- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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