- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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