- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If you have a stroke, call 000

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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