- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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