It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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feminism

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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