- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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