- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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