- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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