- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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