- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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