- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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