- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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