- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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