- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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