- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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