If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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