why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Lololol

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Your girlfriend.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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