Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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