- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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