- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Men's rights

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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