- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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