- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

13 =B you just learned something

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