- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Whats the defination of cruelty

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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