- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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