- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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