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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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