- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.