- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Anti Jokes = Drained

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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