- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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