How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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were at work systems r down

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

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