Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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