- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Obama = ebola

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's funnier than 24? 25

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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