- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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