How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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