- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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