- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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