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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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