- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

ever tried african food? they neither

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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