- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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