Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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