THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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