Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Indians

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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