The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Women

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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This is not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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