- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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