What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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