- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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