- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There's my tractor.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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