What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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