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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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