A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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