- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby