- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what is red white and blue? the french flag

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

knock knock whos there? nobody

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